tim (the man)

in a world full of pebbles he stands on a bolder
in a sky full of dark clouds he lights up the land
in a car full of retards he puts on his seatbelt
cuz he's tim carroll the man

he's got qtips in his hair, yea
little bit of alcohol and there tim goes, tumbling down the stairs
hows the weather up there, way up high?
100% metal, but who shit on his delay pedal?

TIM'S DOG THE GREATEST DOG IN THE WORLD!  yea
CAN SHE PLAY GUITAR?  I THINK NOT!  (why not?)
SHE'S GOT PAWS NOT HANDS AND SHE'S NOT IN A BAND LIKE TIM.

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on a farm full of monkeys he rides a gorilla
chasing way all the dragons and now we are safe
in a land full of lizards he fights with godzilla (FOR US)
and the road ahead is paved

he's got crickets in his hair, yea
little bit of adderall and power chords make a great pair
sorta looks like richard gere when you're high.
all black apparel, but who gave birth to big tim carroll

TIM'S MOM THE GREATEST MOM IN THE WORLD!  yea
BUT CAN SHE PLAY GUITAR?  I THINK NOT!  (why not?)
SHE'S GOT SMALLER HANDS, SHE'S GOT SMALLER HANDS
AND SHE'S A MILF NOT LIKE TIM

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